It's coming.......It's coming.......It's relentless.......You can't stop it...It's almost here.....Oh, Oh.....
BOOOOM! IT'S WEEK 4 B^*@%!! LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMBLLEEEEE!!!!!
Gear up and get ready; week 4 has arrived, and it's going to be a doozy. Every girl will try and tell you, "You know, I'm not really that bad when I'm on my period..." No, no, you are...trust me. Every single one of you. I've yet to meet a girl who is exempt from this phenomenon. You're a mean, crazy, indecisive, whiney, insecure, emotional wreck.... It's interesting that we only fight one week out of the whole month, and somehow you STILL think this is all my fault!
Listen up ladies, OWN your period. Just own up to it. Say, "Hey, I'm on period...I'm sorry I'm being psychotic." Then BAM, free pass. You can throw a dish, treat me like crap, kick the dog, be unsure about our relationship, or exhibit any other ridiculous impulsive behavior. All you have to say is, "Sorry, it's girl time.", then I'll shoot you a smile, buy a plane ticket, and see you in a week; it will be perfect.
It's always baffled me that girls will INSIST that this is not the reason normal behavior has gone out the window.
Does this situation seem familiar?
*Cue stupid, ridiculous fight/cry session about something totally irrelevant and crazy, which comes COMPLETELY out of nowhere....
Boy: "Whoa, babe, what's going on?...."
Girl: "Nothing, I just hate my life, and I feel like a failure, and I have so much work to do, and this girl at work copied my hair cut, and I'm unsure about our relationship, and this red pen is looking at me the wrong way!!"
Boy: "Honey, you might be being a little sensitive. Is it girl time?"
Girl: "OMG, why is it ALWAYS cause of my period?! I HATE when you say that!! These things are happening! The red pen called me fat! And the girl at work is trying to ruin my life!!"
Boy: ".... Are you?"
Girl: "(Pause).....YES, but so what!?! That's not why I'm mad!"
Boy: *Audible laughter*
Haha...I could be a screen writer. But seriously, shoot me.
There should be a bioluminescent signal that makes the girl glow when it's coming so that you know to
STEER CLEAR.
(RAWWWRRRRR MY PERIODDDDDD!!)
Just comes with the package I suppose; but give us some warning! I'd like a moment to put in my mouth piece before I get into a brawl.
Own up to it
-Clever Alias
