No Kissing!

So, you've recently been placed back on the market. You've still got plenty of goodies left to offer, your stock is high, and your target market is doing well to remind you that you don't need to close your doors for business just yet. But how soon is too soon?...

Do you wait to start smoochin' to show how upset you are about losing the last one? Does it matter how long they're waiting, or if they're partyin' like a rock star? Do you smooch sooner because you're certain they're already talking to other dudes? Does the length of time you wait to start a new relationship serve as an expression of how much you cared about your last relationship?

Everyone has their ideal answers to these questions, but for starters, you don't want everyone thinking you're a mini version of "The Situation" who's just trying to set the record for how many trashy girls you can hook up with in a life time - The next one should be just as worthy as the last.

But here's the real test - What if no one would know? You're placed in a situation and you have the chance to hook up with a total hottie. Do you sound the victory bell and raise your flag of manliness for all to see?!

Survey Says.....(Drumroll Please....)

NO! Cause you're a total pansy who for some reason still feels accountable to your last relationship.

You'll grow them back someday...

-Clever Alias